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Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
08/09/2016 at 13:31 • Filed to: None

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Today all the kids at my old high school go back to get stuff squared away before the “actual” first day. I have to take my brother there anyway, so I’m gonna go take the Wunderbarge and park it down in front of the front door with the “For Sale” signs in the window. Parking this car in front of a school with a price that’s within the realm of first-car prices is, admittedly, the automotive equivalent of “Hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?” but I am a man of no shame or decency so who cares?

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If I were more motivated to sell I’d wash her again so she was all sparkly like so.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/09/2016 at 14:05

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Ya gotta wash it. It'll fool people into thinking you've taken good care of it ;)


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/09/2016 at 14:14

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NOW you’re thinking....... be sure to walk home, and leave it there all day.......


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > LongbowMkII
08/09/2016 at 14:14

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LOL I did end up washing it.


Kinja'd!!! xyzabc > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/09/2016 at 15:26

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Just watch...a Soccer Mom, dropping off her child, will see the car and call you.

(Decorum prevents me from expanding the scenario further...)


Kinja'd!!! Ferdinand Adlersflügel > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/09/2016 at 18:42

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How did it work out?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Ferdinand Adlersflügel
08/09/2016 at 19:30

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They didn’t buy it.


Kinja'd!!! AR24-7 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/10/2016 at 09:41

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Did you tell them it had AWD? People usually love that during the winter...like me


Kinja'd!!! Ferdinand Adlersflügel > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/10/2016 at 17:36

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So, it went exactly as expected?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Ferdinand Adlersflügel
08/10/2016 at 19:03

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That’s correct.

Also, I can’t believe you still haven’t sought authorship. I’ve seen your comments a ton now and you seem to know your stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Ferdinand Adlersflügel > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/11/2016 at 13:20

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I’ve considered it but I don’t really need to be spending anymore time on here than I already do. I just accepted a year-long teaching position, and that is on top of my normal 95 hour work week. Plus, I might be getting married soon. With all of this, there just isn’t a lot of time.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Ferdinand Adlersflügel
08/11/2016 at 16:20

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Being an author on here does in fact make a large amount of one’s time magically disappear.

Congrats on the new gig!